- Imagine a meteorite hits the Earth, or a strange Walking Dead-like virus sweeps the planet, filling it with zombies; or that you're caught in a black hole, or have a hangover and going down to the store to buy some paper seems like a veritable odyssey … we know what a drag that is…. We can think of a thousand ways of being screwed and not being able to smoke a joint because we’ve run out of paper, a lighter, a grinder, or filter tips to roll it with. With regard to the “seasoning”… you’ll have to work it out yourself…
For those extreme hypothetical cases, we have prepared this survival kit for you, so that you've got it all, and, even if a global cataclysm occurs or if the universe implodes, you can still roll one serious spliff.
The kit contains:
- 2 Clipper Dinafem lighters, in case the first one runs out.
- 1 solar lighter, in case the two of them run out.
- 5 packs of king-size Dinafem paper with 32 leaves, enough to roll 160 times.
- 1 Dinafem grinder
- 2 packs of Dinafem tips, enough for 100 cardboard filter tips.
Now, you've been warned, so don't get caught off guard. Better safe than sorry.
Still, if you wish to fulfill your destiny, don't leave this world without having tried this stellar spliff: the DinaJoint, one of the best ever rolled by human fingers.
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Please remember that during the summer months (July and August) we have a promotion campaign going on at Dinafem website which will increase your body temperature. Besides the usual promotion of 1 free seed for every 30 euros of purchase, during these summer months, you can also benefit from the following advantages:
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